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Mere Jeene Ke Liye, Tera Armaan Hi Kaafi Hai;
Dil Ke Qalam Se Likhi, Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai;
Teer-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorate Ai Nazneen;
Qatl Karne Ke Liye, Teri Muskaan Hi Kafi Hai!







Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai.....
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.









Dam Tor Jaati Hai Har Shikayat Labon Pe Aaa Kar..
Jab Masoomiyat Se Wo Kehti Hai..
Maine Kya Kiya Hai ??










A nice line 2 propose to girl/girlfriend-
Aajtak jo hum tumse kah na sake,
aaj pyar se iqrar karte h..
Jise tum roz dekhte ho aaine me,
Hum usse bepanah pyar karte hai...!








Sari Raat Na Soye Hum,
Raato Ko Uth Ke Roye Hum,
Bas Ek Baar mera Kasur Bata De tu,
Ki Itna Pyaar Karke Bhi Kyon Naa Kisi Ke Hoye Hum..








Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye,
Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye,
CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi,
Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye.
Good Morning..






Apne SEENE Se Laga Kar Mere Gum Dur Karde..
Tujhse JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Majbur Karde..
Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera.
Main Kisi Ko Na Dekhu tu itna majbur karde..





Bhula K Mujhko Agar Tum B Ho Salamat,
To Bhula K Tujhko,
Sambhalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai
Nahi Hai Meri Fitrat Mein Ye Aadat
Warna
Teri Tarah Badalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai.





Aapko chaha hai
Aapko chahenge
Sapna kisi aur ka kabhi naa sajayenge..
Aap hamare ho hamare hi rahna..
Aap k bina hum jee na panyege..







1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.




Very funny Virgin Rumor
Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."







Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai. Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai.










Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte, Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte.